Category Archives: leggings

Last year, cooler weather caused our student body here at Big Southern State to skitter for cover under leggings and sweaters that were juuussst barely below the bum in length. This year, the ladies are leaving nothing to the imagination. I have been greeted this morning by the sight of at least ten perky rear-ends apparently clothed in nothing but some tight synthetic fiber blends and topped by wee puffy vests. Apparently the ladies have parallel circulation, like ducks. As blood descends the legs, it simultaneously warms the blood returning to the body and cools off itself. (See here for a more nuanced and scientific explanation.) I can think of no other physiology that makes it logical to wrap yourself in many layers of fur and feathers whilst leaving the leg-flesh so Read more